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30 Ways to Annoy Georg Listing
1. Hide his hair straightener. (Thanks Theyaylady)
2. Jump out of a random closet, scream as you shove a rock in his mouth and walk away as though nothing has happened.
3. Constantly remind him that he spends more time on his hair than the average American girl.
4. Creep up behind him the middle of the night singing âThe Itsy Bitsy Spiderâ.
5. Paint his guitar bright pink with a yellow lightening stripe.
6. Draw a mustache on his face in permanent marker while he sleeps.
7. Laugh hysterically when he wakes up to discover your lovely âartworkâ.
8. Lean very close to his face, until your noses are almost touching, and loudly declare âIâm wearing new socks today!â
9. Spend all of your free time thinking up ways to annoy him.
10. Light a match, CAREFULLY hold it close to his hair and say âThis is a hold up, nobody move and Georgâs hair doesnât pay the ultimate price!â
11. Ask if he would like a kiwi.
12. Yell and refuse to speak to him for the rest of the day if he says ânoâ.
13. Put a cheeseburger under his pillow. For no reason at all.
14. Scream and cram a fistful of gummy bears in your mouth every time he speaks the word âstageâ.
15. Talk gangster all the time.
16. Pour ranch dressing down his back and ask if heâd like fries with that.
17. Stand in the corner of his room with shoulders straight, chest out, chin up, eyes wide, and a wooden spoon in your hand.
18. Mess up his hair.
19. Graffiti Tomâs room to the extreme. When he angrily demands to know who did it, plaster an innocent look on your face and point to Georg.
20. Grin as Tom chews Georg out about the graffiti-ed bedroom.
21. Ask for guitar lessons. While heâs teaching you how to play âaccidentallyâ break every single string.
22. Put one of those headbands with the rabbit ears on them on your head and walk in his shadow the rest of the day.
23. Tell him heâd look great in pink.
24. Point out that if you squint really hard he vaguely resembles a bison.
25. Ask if heâs related to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
26. Follow him around with a jar of âI Canât Believe itâs Not Butterâ and loudly point out to random passerbyâs that âChuck Norris CAN believe itâs not butter!â with wide, amazed eyes.
27. Dance in circles around him with a lampshade on your head.
28. Jump up and down and urgently say âI need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimesâŠâ
29. Give him pink frilly girly outfits for Christmas.
30. Hide all of his beloved hair care products.
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